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Wednesday, July 9th, 2003
1:40 pm - There is a lack of tattoed babies
How fucked up is this? http://www.babyink.com/.

I'm pretty sure once these kids grow up their next tattoo will be "fuck you mom and dad, or official guardian"

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Sunday, June 22nd, 2003
7:21 pm - Scared of Ice Cream
There is a weird ice cream truck that comes by my house that scares the hell out of me. It plays creepy carnival music and then in a really really creepy voice it says HELLO. The closer it gets to my house the louder the voice gets and it almost sounds like the "voice" is actually about to come crashing through the walls of my house to kill me. It makes me think of that one movie where there are killer clowns, also that other movie with killer trucks. This is like a combination of both and it goes by hoping to attract children? I'm 23 and scared. I think the ice cream truck people need to re think their children attracting ideas.

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Thursday, June 19th, 2003
12:24 am - My Family is Dumb
For the past hour or so we have noticed a weird odor permeating our house, we thought it might be some kind of poisonous gas so of course instead of leaving the house we all walked around investigating, trying to find the source. Finally my mom decieded to call 911 and report the strange odor for fear that we were all going to die because we were exposed to some dangerous leaking chemicals. My mom took the dogs outisde and walked around the block until the police and fire departement arrived. She mentioned that it seemed like the smell was everywhere even at the end of our block. The fireman came in full uniform with their testers for poison gases in the air, and as they laughed at my stupid family they informed us it was a skunk. Then we realized that the smell was following around the block because my dog got sprayed by the skunk, and my mom was walking the dog. The dog was also following us as we went around the house looking for the source of this poisonous gas. So the firemen left probably laughing at our stupidity all the way back to their fire station. While we have to figure out how to stay away from the dog while at the same time somehow getting rid of the skunk smell. Good Times

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Monday, June 16th, 2003
11:59 pm - Stupid Journal
Again you have won in erasing my pointless meaningful entry. Damn you journal, I'll get you.

I will summArize my entry about my new obsession with mini Blythe dolls. I have never really collected anything unless russian calendars from the mid 80's count which I;m sure they don't. So basically I'm reverting into a 12 year old who collects dolls instead of paying back my parents for bills they've helped me cover. Yes I am an immature moron. FIN

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Monday, June 2nd, 2003
11:06 pm - I'm Baaaaack
Long time no write, not to be confused with me love you long time. Anyways I'm back and I bring you gay sheep http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2404109.stm

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Monday, May 12th, 2003
12:27 pm - DO YOUR PART IN HELPING
I can't believe there is actually people contributing to this
http://www.giveboobs.com/. As worthy of a cause this may be to a perverted old man or perverted young teenager or a perverted man of any age in between, I think there are also causes such as "help me pay for my credit card debt" that can not be forgotten in these uncertain times.

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Friday, April 25th, 2003
1:06 pm
This is a genuine psychological test.

It is a story about a girl.

While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did
not
know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she
believed
him to be, that she fell in love with him there but never asked for his
number and could not find him. A few days later the girl killed her own
sister.

Question:

What is her motive in killing her sister?

Give this some thought for a while before you scroll down. Don't cheat
and
be as honest as possible.I know you wanna clickCollapse )

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Monday, April 21st, 2003
2:18 pm - Great Quote
I saw this today and thought I should write it down before I forget it because it's just so great "Pessimists are just optimists with experience"

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Saturday, April 19th, 2003
10:09 pm - Big Fun
I almost forgot how much fun it is to stay in on a Saturday night. Sadly today I am reminding myself. I have spent the past few hours watching bad old russian movies that you can barely see due to the tape quality and the fact that these movies have been copied 49368438 times from the originals. But they are somehow still rentals that people pay to see from the russian movie store, I hope my parents tape from them too just to get our moneys worth. I have also spent about a whole bunch of money buying makeup and some video on ebay that promise me once I watch them I will be able to apply makeup in a way that will make me look like the girls in playboy, I'm still not sure if that's a good thing or not. Hopefully when I got some clients I'll have some skanks who want their makeup done and thanks to my new make up tape I'll know just what to do. So now my exciting extra fun night is over and I'm going to sleep, if I ever deciede to stay in again this post will remind me to shoot myself.

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Monday, April 14th, 2003
8:23 pm - Damn You Livejournal
Damn you Livejournal. I just wrote a really long angry entry about some hicks who killed 3 thousand chickens on their farm by putting them in a woodchipper while they were still alive uggghhhh.Stupid Livejournal erased my whole page of ranting about innocent animals, and my hatred of people.Not you of course, but everyone else, So you can just pretend that you are actually reading a meaningfull entry I wrote, and not this ..

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Monday, March 31st, 2003
1:41 pm - Great Slogan
I was looking for a makeup stand since I decieded for now I want to start being a part time make up artist. Anyway that's not the point of this ... the point is that I found a company with the best.slogan.ever. http://www.erzi.de/shop_e/index.html

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Monday, March 24th, 2003
6:41 pm - Dance Like You've Never Danced Before
Since all of my moms hopes and dreams of having a daughter who is a dancer no, not that kind the kind that takes many dance classes throughout their childhood and actually does something with their dance knowledge. In other words not me have all been dashed. I am now guilt tripped into going to the ballet which I really do not like, by my mom. My b-day present to her was going to the ballet with her using tickets that she paid for herself. SCORE! So I guess maybe my point is... the best present to give your parents is something that they paid for themselves, like maybe taking a vase or lamp they already own and just wrapping it,because that way you can be sure that it is something that they already wanted because it was already in their house. But now that I think of it I guess stealing something that they are sure to miss, like all of their towels would also work, because when they get those towels they've been looking for all that time on their b-day all wrapped up you can be sure that this is something that they probably wanted.unless of course in that time between you stealing the towels and the actual b-day they have already purchased new towels well in that case lucky you,the towels are now yours to keep as though YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE ONE RECEIVING THE PRESENT. brilliant!

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Tuesday, March 4th, 2003
9:07 pm - It's that magic time again when I do a pointless update
I decieded that I really need money since I've started looking for a condo. I never realized how many condos don't allow dogs. So that makes my search limited plus I want something not on the first floor and a balcony. Is that too much to ask?hehe. Anyways I decieded to to use my hair products obsession for good not evil and sell stuff on Ebay. Now I can have the fun of going shopping without the remorse. I know my life is just too exciting(insert sarcasm here

current mood: blah

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Tuesday, January 28th, 2003
11:55 am - dum dum dum dum dum
Due to my high excitement over the purchase of a digital camera I thought I'm gonna take a picture of it so all of you fine people can see it. This is when I realized D'OH I can't take a picture of the camera with the camera itself. THE END

current mood: d'oh

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Sunday, January 19th, 2003
12:05 pm - Happy Happy Joy Joy
I have just discovered the secret of life how to write dvds from downloaded stuff on my computer. This may not seem like a big deal to anyone else, because I'm pretty sure everyone besides me has already been doing this for years. But based on my limited computer knowledge and skills it's a mighty big accomplishment for me. Now I can be the envy of all my non- computer savvy friends and lead them to believe that I am in fact a technological genius. Horray!

current mood: accomplished

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Sunday, January 12th, 2003
11:03 pm - Honey I'm Home
Well it's done I'm now officially a year older as well as back at my parents house. All I can say is my life as of right now really sucks. Hopefully by this summer I will panhandle save enough money for a down payment on a condo. Until then my parents I must suffer. Speaking of suffering I was held hostage by my parents dog, it stole a toy my dog had been chewing and blocked the doorway so as I tried to walk out of the room the dog showed me its teeth and growled as well as attempted to attack me, so I was stuck in a room out of fear of being mauled by my parent's dog.

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Thursday, January 2nd, 2003
10:49 pm - A hilarious new low
If you've ever wondered about McHammer's daily activities, as well as the activities of some other x- famous people you didn't know were still alive this new show is for you!


MC Hammer and others

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Saturday, December 28th, 2002
1:43 pm - If you are in Chicago
FUNNIEST.PHONE NUMBER.EVER.

CALL- (773)509-5096

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Friday, December 27th, 2002
3:58 pm
I just have to note that Mr.Show is funny on so many different levels that it needs to win many many awards. they also need to come out with season 3 and 4 on dvd .that is all.

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12:33 pm - Another Day, Another Survey
Just me wasting time doing surveysCollapse )

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